Watch TV, eat a snack, read a trashy magazine, or even go through social media stalking boys I used to have crushes on in high school and convince myself I’m better off without them. There are lots of other things I’d rather do. It’s not high on my list of ways I’d like to spend my evening. He’d been following me for nearly six blocks. As soon as she gets some coffee, that is. And it’s true that the other primals seem to subscribe to the philosophy, “Fight hard. She can’t help but want to loosen him up a bit. She’s been fighting them her whole life, and they haunt her nightmares.īut that hot gargoyle that recruited her said that she was pretty much the only hope to save the world. Petra would rather carve the word “primal” into her own stomach than fight those freaking creatures. Those creatures are pouring through a breach in the fabric of the universe right into the college’s library. Her innate magic is uniquely suited to fighting monstrous creatures from another dimension. But she was recruited to this “prestigious mage college” because she’s something called a primal. Petra Brightshade was under the impression that college meant going to, like, classes. As soon as she gets some coffee, that is.Get drunk. And it's true that the other primals seem to subscribe to the philosophy, 'Fight hard. She can't help but want to loosen him up a bit. But that hot gargoyle that recruited her said that she was pretty much the only hope to save the world. She's been fighting them her whole life, and they haunt her nightmares. Petra would rather carve the word 'primal' into her own stomach than fight those freaking creatures. Those creatures are pouring through a breach in the fabric of the universe right into the college's library.

But she was recruited to this 'prestigious mage college' because she's something called a primal.

Witch Slap by Val St. Crowe